Squidward's Hyper Realistic Suicide
Just a heads up that this creepypasta is not for people who are prone to heart attacks. They will scream, run around in the room, turn off the lights and turn into a demon.
The Pasta
I was an intern at Nickelodeon animation studios. We got to see the episodes early before they had aired and it was a lot of work. One day, while I was about to go to work, my kids screamed "STOP!". I don't know why until they told me about the Lost Episodes. I chuckled and gave them a hug, saying that Lost Episodes aren't real. I closed the door and started my car. While I was driving to work, I noticed something extremley pecuilar. I can't describe it though, sadly.
So I got to work and I felt like something was watching me. I ignored it and sat down on a chair.
"So, what's the new Spongebob episode about?" I asked the people there.
"It's a suprise." One guy told me. The group and I walked out of our seats and proceeded to the airing room. There was popcorn, soda and all sorts of stuff there. It was like a movie theater! We sat down and ate our popcorn as the episode went on. I saw something very peculiar again. The title screen was dark stone and the title, "Squidward's Hyper Realistic Suicide" Looked like it was painted in blood. I can't get a picture. :(
As the title screen flashed, it cut to Squidward playing sourly on his clarinet as usual. Then, Spongebob using the power of cartoon physics, jumped up into his window. He grabbed the clarinet and playied "Twinkie Twinkie Little Star" Perfectly on it! I was shocked, because I don't think Spongebob knows how to play clarinet. I conitnued watching and Squidward got angry at Spongebob.
"YOU IDIOT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Squidward roared at Spongebob. Spongebob began crying and fell out the window. He cried even louder after that because he broke his arm. So Squidward, Patrick and Sandy took him to the hospital. But then 30 seconds later, his arm was OK. He then showed Squidward an invittaoin to a concert, and Squidward could play in it!
"Thank you so much!" Squidward hugged Spongebob.
The next week, Squidward went to the concert, only to be hitting sour notes. THe audicence laughed at him. But what was od was that they all had hyper-realistic eyes. The bubble flash came and Squidward was on his bed, crying. He took a gun, and pulled the trigger. There was a sole frame that we later got out of the video tape that showed him just several milliseconds after he pullde the trigger.
A female intern barfed and we all screamed. The credits rolled and there was a Spongebob laugh at the end.
When I got home, I knew my kids were right. I got to keep the tape and went to bed. I had nightmares, so I destroyed the tape so that no one could put it on air. Once I did, I stopped having nightmares and hallucinations, therefore my life could go on without any bad stuff happening.
THE END